"I've got your Trojan Horse," right here.
Actual line from the show. Trying to hook Clark up with Lana is such vicarious and transparent gaylove. You just can't fuck him because he's 14 (or should be--lies). This show should have called me to fact check, but I'm not complaining yet.
For those who must suffer through me watching this bullshit as I must suffer through it: Mystery Science Theater riffing on the gayest scene ever. Listen for the funny, watch their eyes in that close shot for the gay. Blazing, blazing gay.
P.S. They just made a closet joke at Clark's expense. These episodes are 2/2 on literally referring to him as gay. Just saying.
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